Craigslist: Never Again...

My phone has been missing for three days. Tonight, me and one of my housemates turned our couch upsidedown to look for it. It fell out...along with a bunch of other things. I will hold off on explaining the contents until I can post a picture along with it. But in the meantime...use your imagination. Whatever you think fell out, probably did. Oh and the moral of the story: never get furniture on Craigslist. If you do, prepare to vomit.